In which John Green realises that his is, in fact, a banana.
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Alfred Pennyworth - Comic Photoset
Alfred love! <3333 Because you’re super awesome Alfred. <333
supercrossover.
Superwhowizlocklin.
I fucking like.
I do like how the official Doctor Who tumblr reblogged this.
No. I will not start watching Merlin. Tumblr has exposed me to enough television as it is. I CAN’T HANDLE ANY MORE.
do iiiiit. watch meerrrlliiinn.
(also: this post of mine is decades old. HOW IS IT STILL GOING?)
I think this would get all kinds of gloriously awkward pretty damn fast. Harry’s going to wonder why Merlin is a servant boy and not a powerful wizard with a staff, and Arthur’s going to be wondering why apparent hunters wear such flimsy cloth.
Dean’s going to be wondering if Sherlock is possessed by an angel or a demon because godammit nobody but those guys acts like that, and John’s going to be wondering who on earth this special Doctor friend of Sherlock’s is.
Rory will wonder if a thirteen year old boy with a stick can really help before he remembers the Sonic Screwdriver is a stick and the Doctor acts about thirteen anyway. Sam will wonder if Arthur has Excalibur somewhere, and does this mean they’re hunting dragons again?
Sherlock will wonder how long it will take everyone but the Doctor and himself to figure out what’s going on.
The Doctor will probably wonder if everyone he’s picked up will like bunk-beds.asdklakldslasdlja that^
Dean will get in shouting matches with all the British people over the correct names of food.
Captain Jack will show up and try to seduce everybody except Harry. Dean will give him a bloody nose for trying and he will complain about early 21st century heternormativity while Dean glowers and talks about pussy in excess.
Sam will geek out over everything, which the Doctor finds delightful and Sherlock will find tedious.
And then Dean will try to hit on Amy, only to be interrupted by Rory and say, “You’re married to him!?”
Dean will give him a bloody nose for trying and he will complain about early 21st century heternormativity while Dean glowers and talks about pussy in excess.
i’m sorry, i keep reblogging my own post, but THE COMMENTS, MY GOD THE COMMENTS.
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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WHAT.
what what what is this
I know this. Pirates canon is awesome.
WUT WAT AMAZING
hrmm…
Why the hell don’t we have a movie about that?

